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4 Amazing Gifts For Your Gym Bae: 2021 Edition
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I love my Fiance
She's hot, sweet and hilarious,
I know she's the one for me but…
She’s also impossible to get a gift for
If your lady is like mine, you know how it goes
Me: What do you want for Christmas?
Him: I don’t know, (Goes back to scrolling through her phone)
And when I get her something, it NEVER gets used
This year I decided to do something different
We go to the gym together
So I’ve put together a list of gym stuff she's going to love
1: Friends Don't Let Friends Tee
Let me be clear. All my homies squat to depth. If I see you slipping, loading up 315lb and doing quarter knee bends…there will be consequences.
I didn’t make the rules, I just uphold the virtues of our sport.
This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.
The shirt is similar to American Apparel (and fits as such). Comfortable, light and durable. I am a little over 5`9 at 180 and wear a Large typically, Medium if I want a very tight fit.
Let me be clear. All my homies squat to depth. If I see you slipping, loading up 315lb and doing quarter knee bends…there will be consequences.
I didn’t make the rules, I just uphold the virtues of our sport.
This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.
The shirt is similar to American Apparel (and fits as such). Comfortable, light and durable. I am a little over 5`9 at 180 and wear a Large typically, Medium if I want a very tight fit.
2: Kinda Hunky Tank
This is for all the real ones out there. For the strength athletes that understand getting thicc is part of the journey of strength. For the bulking boys and girls that understand extra weight equals an extra serving of gains.
We've all been there and some are most comfortable there. Spend your life being miserable chasing abs ....or say yes to seconds and hit a squat PR. You decide.
Remember, you may view yourself as Kinda Chunky but you better damn well also view yourself as Kinda Hunky. Because that's what you are, a Hunk.
This is for all the real ones out there. For the strength athletes that understand getting thicc is part of the journey of strength. For the bulking boys and girls that understand extra weight equals an extra serving of gains.
We've all been there and some are most comfortable there. Spend your life being miserable chasing abs ....or say yes to seconds and hit a squat PR. You decide.
Remember, you may view yourself as Kinda Chunky but you better damn well also view yourself as Kinda Hunky. Because that's what you are, a Hunk.
3: Dumptruck Daddy Tee
Let’s not mince words, you got a wagon for a caboose. Those squats are paying off and you’re looking hella THICC.
Normal jeans ain’t fitting and sometimes you catch a stranger mirin’.
Your friends introduce you as “That’s my boy, that Dumptruck Daddy over there.”
And that’s when you realize, you’ve made it. Making a special one for all those with Thicc Thighs.
This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.
Let’s not mince words, you got a wagon for a caboose. Those squats are paying off and you’re looking hella THICC.
Normal jeans ain’t fitting and sometimes you catch a stranger mirin’.
Your friends introduce you as “That’s my boy, that Dumptruck Daddy over there.”
And that’s when you realize, you’ve made it. Making a special one for all those with Thicc Thighs.
This is a FITTED Polyblend shirt. It is a lighter, more comfortable and fitted shirt. Hugs the sleeves, tapers at the waist for an aesthetic fit.
4: Classic Bodybuilding Shorts
Introducing our brand new CLASSIC Bodybuilding Shorts.
Aiming at evoking the classic shorts from the 60s-80s, our new classic line is made of a thinner material (polyester), fits tighter and a little higher than our current Bodybuilding Shorts.
The shorts have been tailored to fit above the knee and are tapered around your thighs to show off the wheels. A side slit is also included in case you are busting out with gains.
Introducing our brand new CLASSIC Bodybuilding Shorts.
Aiming at evoking the classic shorts from the 60s-80s, our new classic line is made of a thinner material (polyester), fits tighter and a little higher than our current Bodybuilding Shorts.
The shorts have been tailored to fit above the knee and are tapered around your thighs to show off the wheels. A side slit is also included in case you are busting out with gains.