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One of my biggest fears, more than dying alone or living an unfulfilled life, is that I won’t fill up my casket. And that inside my casket, my regular size suit will fit so loose, my friends will come up and solemnly remark “I thought he lifted?” Almost with an ounce of shame.

If I’m going out, you better believe I’m going to need a custom made, XXL casket with at least 10 pallbearers just to handle the sheer mass. Even then, I hope their knees buckle carrying me. Everyone will know that I spent truly an insane amount of my waking moments hoisting iron because Dying Small Lasts Forever and that ain’t gonna be me.

A design for those of us that taking this lifting game a little too seriously.

Keep in mind the MAJOR difference in sizing is just the length (most tank sizes in the chest area fit pretty similar). At 5'10 and 180lb, I wear a size Large.

I would say the following sizes would work as a rule.

If you are below 5'4 (or female) get Small
If you are between 5'5'-5'10 (and/or a small or medium build) get Medium
If you are between 5'7-5'11 (and/or a medium+ build) get Large
If you are between 5'9-6'1 (and/or have quite a lot of muscle) get X-Large
If you are 6'0+ (until maximum height 6'5) get XXL

Women should wear the S or M. Most guys are either M or L (or if you are jacked/are taller, XL). Personally I like to wear the L or XL (whereas for t-shirts I usually wear a M or for leg day a L).

Made of 88% Polyester, 8% Raylon, 4% Spandex. Machine wash on cold.

DYING SMALL... LASTS FOREVER (BLOOD RED) *PREMIUM STRINGER*

€35,00

DYING SMALL... LASTS FOREVER (BLOOD RED) PREMIUM STRINGER